this is how iogr's slaves get ready for school
Iogr: [spongebob background music plays] golly what a wonderfun day today I'm gonna pick some flowers for soap- oh wait I don't go outside lel
homeskewwwwww techro: iogr your math grade is a 69%
iogr: [sad spongebill background music plays] What
jomz: whoa d00d what time is it
hygiene shy neckbeard: adventure time
jomz: i h8te yoo
soapy: i h8et alram clox
[it's 4:20 am]
soapy: tiem to eidt chrey's pgaeg
soapy's mum: go back to sleep you waste of wonderfun air
soapy: no [shapeshifts mummys leg into a frog]
[dgb7 is wearing a fancy tuxedo]
dgb7: Time to get in style!
[dgb7 rips off all his clothes]
dgb7: I'm ready!
[His dad comes in]
Dad: OH GOLDWAY WHYYY!?