GoGang and the Non-Laundry Washing Machine

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GoGang and the Non-Laundry Washing Machine is a GoGang episode, made solely by Guyisbackable.

Plot

GoGang go to a land and discover a washing machine that does not accept laundry. The machine spins 5,000 rpm and can't wash until 12 hours since the first minute of washing started.

Meanwhile, a Guyish gang called the Lubbers break into the object and threatens fire and robbery.

Cast

• Paul as Igor and Blue Mario (Guy)
• Kayla as Sophie
• Eric as Carkle
• Julie as Elsa
• Belle as Cynthia
• Jennifer as Renko
• Lawrence as old man
• Alan as King Wood
• David/Evil Genius/Zack as Lubber 1
• Julie as Lubber 2
• Dallas as police officer
• Brian as Guard 1
• Simon as Guard 2 and Oliver

Transcript

• [Phone call, Igor and Guy]
• Guy: Hello?
• Igor: Guy, what's it?
• Guy: We have found something bad! A washing machine rejecting laundry!
• Igor: There is no washing machine rejecting laundry! This can't be true!
• Guy: I say, that's true, end of story! [hangs up]
• Renko: What was that?
• Igor: Guy told me that he found a non-laundry washing machine.
• Renko: I did hear that there is no non-laundry washing machines.
• Igor: [checks up his phone] Uh! A message, saying: "The machine is near me. Meet me at King's Lunch". Shall we go?
• Renko: Carkle is there playing cards with Elsa, Sophie, Cynthia and Guy.
• Igor: Shall we go?
• Renko: I think so, let's start the engines.
• Igor: [runs outside and gets in his car. Renko sits next to him]
• [In the car]
• Renko: What's the time?
• Igor: Nearly 11 in the night.
• Renko: Ah, adequate. Shall we play some radio?
• Igor: OK, let's play some GoRadio. [turns on radio]
• Renko: Ah, yeah! My favorite quiz is at midnight!
• Igor: We're staying there until 2:45.
• Renko: Aaahhh!
• Igor: Don't be afraid.
• Renko: I am afraid! That washing machine will destroy everything but laundry! Laundry is washing machine's favorite food!
• Igor: Yeah, I agree. We're near, wait a second... [stays] WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING, OK?
• Old man: I...habe...no...shtuck...
• Igor: [continues driving and parks]
• Renko: Who was that?
• Igor: Some crappy 85-year old person with ALS.
• Renko: A sick man walking the streets?
• Igor: Shut up! [puts his hand on Renko's lips, then gets it out] Let's go.
• [They park at King's Lunch]
• Igor: [opens the door] That big white quadrant?
• Guy: You guessed it right. That's that machine.
• Igor: What should I put?
• Guy: Here's a ball. Put it in.
• Igor: [puts the ball]
• Guy: It might explode.
• Igor: Stop! [presses the stop button and gets it out]
• King Wood: You want food, drink?
• Guy: I want a sandwich.
• Igor: You five, what you want?
• Carkle, Elsa, Sophie, Cynthia, Renko: Mac and cheese plus beer!
• King Wood: OK, OK, time is 11:05. It might take 20 minutes to do that.
• [Lubber 1 and Lubber 2 break into the King's Lunch]
• Lubber 1: Where the money, Wood?
• Lubber 2: If you don't pay money tha Lubba will burn yo plass!
• King Wood: Guards, take them out!
• [Guard 1 and Guard 2 break out of the employees door and get out to be around Lubbers]
• Guard 1: Why did you break inside?
• Guard 2: And why are you masked?
• Lubber 1: We want to rob!
• Lubber 2: Because we want money!
• Guard 1: I'll call the police.
• [Phone call between guard one and police]
• Police officer: One nine two, what you want?
• Guard 1: Two Lubbers broke.
• Police officer: What's the suspect?
• Guard 1: Possible robbery.
• Police officer: What object?
• Guard 1: King's Lunch.
• Police officer: Fine. I will be here in five minutes.
• [Guard 1 hangs up]
• Lubber 1: If you call to arrest us, we will get this object on fire! [starts breaking tables]
• Guy: Say hello to my little friend! [puts Lubber 1 into the non laundry washing machine]
• Lubber 2: Get him! [starts shooting at Guy]
• King Wood: What's this mess outta here?
• Guard 1: The Lubbers are at it again!
• [King Wood breaks Lubber 2's neck]
• Police officer: Where are the Lubbers?
• Guy: [stops the washing machine and gets Lubber 1 out of it]
• Police officer: Lubbers, you are under arrest for possible robbery and hostages.
• Lubber 1: F**k you! [kicks the police officer]
• Lubber 2: Friend, good job! [handshake with Lubber 1] And what's this s**t inside? Carkle, you are done!
• Carkle: I declare, that I say...f**k you!
• Lubber 1: You say swear to us? Where your money?
• Lubber 2: Where your money, Guy? [ties Guy's neck]
• Guy: [kicks both Lubbers]
• Police officer: [takes the Lubbers out]
• Guy: Good job, officer! [handshake with police officer]
• Police officer: Did they do any attack onto you?
• Guy: Yes they did!
• Police officer: What?
• Guy: They tied my neck! Lubber #2 was that!
• Police officer: OK. A union of police cars arrived. Carkle, Igor, Sophie, Renko, Cynthia and King Wood, come out and sit next to the officers. We're doing

a drive to the police station.

• Guy: What's the time?
• King Wood: 11:20.
• Guy: I am going to send some text message to my father. [types: "Hey dad. There was some serious crime here at dinner. Two Lubbers broke in."]
• King Wood: Here are mac and cheese!
• Carkle, Sophie, Renko, Cynthia and Sophie: YAAAYY!!!!!
• Guy: But the sandwich?
• Carkle: Uh, oh, here you are.
• [Guy eats the sandwich and everybody eats what they got. Outside]
• Guy: I see the roof on fire! Oh come on! Why are they so crazy?
• Police officer: The Lubbers had no money so they decided to rob this.
• Carkle: Should I take my cards?
• Police officer: There's a free room. You everybody can play cards there.
• Carkle: I'll just put them in my pocket. [puts the cards in his pocket]
• [Meanwhile...]
• Lubber 1: A**hole! I f**king cannot believe it why those s**tholes of that crappy d**b a**hole city s**t told us out!
• Lubber 2: Nnngggggkkkkkkkkkkkk!
• Police officer: Get in the cell. [the Lubbers get in the cell]
• [1:05]
• Guy: Ah, it's too late. Let's get into the car.
• [Later]
• Guy: Carkle, Igor, Sophie, Renko, Cynthia, see my powers?
• Carkle: Yes we do!
• Igor: Of course!
• Sophie: I agree!
• Renko: Oh, Guy. You must be born with luxury!
• Cynthia: I agree with all four!
• Guy: Good night. [closes eyes. Carkle and the others follow him]