Created by DS Motors
Kaworu Sakurada is suing a 13 year old/7th Grade Manga and anime drawer /// for 3 billion dollars for refusing to help him draw anime and manga!
- /// the manga and anime drawer as the Defendant
- Kaworu Sakurada as the suing person
- MarioLeopoldSam as Kaworu Sakurada's lawyer
- Adolf Hitler as the judge
- The Nazi SS Soldiers as the guards
- Shinji Ikari
- Kirito Kazuto
- Oji Karasuma
- Igor the Otaku Mii as the Seemingly Weird Person
[We see the Nazi courthouse, Berlin, Nazi Germany]
[Cut to inside the courtroom]
Nazi SS Soldier: All rise! Judge Hitler preciding!
[Hitler arrives and takes his seat]
Hitler: What is the next case?
Nazi SS Soldier: We have case of an 13 year old girl named /// who is a manga drawer that is refusing to help Kaworu Sakurada draw anime and manga and destorying Kaworu Sakurada's life.
Hitler: Bring in the defendant!
Hitler: So ///, you stand accused of destroying Kaworu Sakurada's anime and manga life by refusing to help him draw anime and manga! How do you plead?
///: Not guilty!
Hitler: Kaworu. Let's hear your opening statement!
[Kaworu Sakurada stands up]
Kaworu: Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom. Today he we are here to convict this spolied brat for destroying my anime and manga life. In the first place when I could not draw anime and manga, which I still can't. I asked her nicely to help me draw anime and manga, then she refused and I took so much offense to it.
Hitler: Good job Kaworu. Now ///, where is your lawyer?
///: Um, I cannot afford a lawyer!
Hitler: Too bad! You will be defending yourself. Now lets hear your opening statement!
///: This 16 year old stalked me just because I would not help him draw anime and manga!
MarioLeopoldSam: Is this true that your friends \\\ and \\\ told my brother to "f**k off" for no fair reason?
Igor: "Sounds true for Me."
///: Um, yes. Because Kaworu kept stalking me and my anime and manga art!
Igor: "OBJECTION! You were supposed to help him!"
Hitler: So audience? Is this little girl innocent or guilty for destroying Kaworu Sakurada's anime and manga life?
Hitler: The court is finding you guilty ///! You now have to pay 3 billion dollars!
Hitler: That is not enough money, now Kaworu has all your money and you will be sentenced to death by hanging. Soldiers, take her away!
[Nazi SS Soldiers take /// away]
Nazi SS Soldier: May god have mercy on your soul!