It's a wonderful thing!

It gives you space to cool down, like how Red Bull gives you wings.

It's all that you need to do -

when the going gets TOUGH!

You really stressed out?

Just storm off in a HUFF!

But be careful, brother, sister -

Don't behave like a b*****d -

to a guy who's twice your size,

or else you'll need a chiropractor!

Then your life won't be fun,

it will be such a drag.

You might rage your way -


So, if you ever feel like -

you're being treated like s**t,

there's only one thing you can do,

and it's called-

Oh f*** it! I ragequit this song!

(Expect the musical to be put on Broadway sometime in June.)