It's a wonderful thing!
It gives you space to cool down, like how Red Bull gives you wings.
It's all that you need to do -
when the going gets TOUGH!
You really stressed out?
Just storm off in a HUFF!
But be careful, brother, sister -
Don't behave like a b*****d -
to a guy who's twice your size,
or else you'll need a chiropractor!
Then your life won't be fun,
it will be such a drag.
You might rage your way -
THROUGH A PLASTIC BAG!
So, if you ever feel like -
you're being treated like s**t,
there's only one thing you can do,
and it's called-
Oh f*** it! I ragequit this song!
(Expect the musical to be put on Broadway sometime in June.)