PC Guy: "Mom."'Susan: "What is it, honey?"'
PC Guy: "Why the heck do you look like my evil teacher, Mrs. White?"
Susan: "I don't know, but it's incoherent. We're not even related, for Pete's sake!"
—Susan and PC Guy in Comedy World: The Movie 2.
Full name: Susan Sunshine Pearson
Date of birth: February 21, 1967
- She hates being called "Susie".